Tuesday, June 16, 2009

My New Best Friends


So as you can see pictured above, I have some of my new best friends here with me this day. As all of you may know, Addison has reached her toddler years...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! She has been handling toddlerhood very well until these past couple of weeks. Her new favorite is to rip off her diaper and peeing on the floor...and just today she decided to POOP on the floor....thats right...POOPED!! And yes, we have moved to the duck taping her diaper on. So therefore, these past couple of weeks, I have made some new best friends, allow me to introduce you to them:


Meet Mr. and Mrs. RESOLVE...great for getting stains out of the carpet and making your carpet look a little newer and refreshed.

Mrs. 409......great for cleaning the icky sticky messes on the kitchen counter tops from cooking, and of course the little 2 ft. princess that lives in the house.

Miss Crystal Light......great for when you start to go crazy, you need something sweet, but you dont want to eat something that is bad for the buttocks or the hips....therefore, she is great for giving you the satisfaction of consuming something sweet but doesnt make you feel guilty about it.

The Disinfecting Family.....great for just about anything that you feel like is NASTY...great for using on toys, cell phones, ANYTHING.

The Backyardigans....this is one of Addison's favorite videos, as well as mom's. I can always turn these little peoples on and for the lovely 55 minutes that it runs, my little Addie will sit her little tush down and watch them for that full 55 minutes so Mommy can actually get some crap DONE!!

The Newest Addition to my Best Friends Club as of yesterday is this:
Mr. Weather Radio......he is a savior (sort of).
Yesterday we had some scary weather come through....we had Tornado Warnings around the whole are of Jackson. They were scary enough that the Tornado Sirens were going off all over town....(CREEPY!!) Mike and I just happend to buy one of these the other day and I had just set it up yesterday morning not even knowing scary weather was on the way. They arent kidding when they say always Be Prepared (haha). This thing works great, though! The little alarm went off warning us that there was a tornado warning before the sirens. I am glad to have it around....so if something is going on or heading our way...I will know it!


6 comments:

Kristi said...

LOL oh man!! You have your hands Fun!

South Shore Salutations said...

Oh well, she should be really easy to potty train!

Emily said...

lol- Resolve gets frequent usage around our house as well. Although I get to clean up wet panties as well!

Josh & Michelle said...

Oh how we love and miss you guys! I am not going to lie when I say I think your blog is the funniest and best on my list!!! PS we are thinkin about applying to schools in TN so we might come and visit you guys someday soon and test out the state. It would be nice to move somewhere where we knew people, plus I miss that crazy cute little girl of yours. Wyatt is twice her size now so maybe he can keep her inline :)

Amy Eaton said...

Glad I missed all that :) Jackson seems to get more than it's share of storms.

Anonymous said...

I love your blog! You are so funny! And we are going through the exact same stages with Mae right now too, so I totally understand. We went to my father in law's house and while weren't looking Mae somehow found a pen and drew all over their leather couch!!!